I almost did not have an installment this week, but the stupidity of people has not let me down.
As I was watching out local news, they had a story on about a guy from some other state who pulled what they called a "Fred Flinstone." Apparently, this highly intelligent individual used his feet as brakes. He was coming home from work, tired and knew he had know brakes so he......hot footed it so to speak.
After crashing into several cars along his journey home, he was finally stopped by police who also considered him....well....dumb.
Thankfully, no one was injured in during this man's "lead" foot escapade. I would gladly handed him some cash for bus fare or a cab just to keep him away from me. Can't wait to find out how his insurance company deals with this one. Can you even imagine? "Client used his feet as breaks." Well there's a one that can be told around the water cooler.
On his next journey he might consider packing a box of Dr. Scholls, blister cream, and a brain. Clearly he was lacking all three in addition to his breaks.
Until we set "foot" again on this blog...this has been another edition of "What the heck were they thinking?"
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