Friday, June 22, 2012

Does the Genie Bra really grant a woman's wishes?

There you are minding your own business, flipping channels, when suddenly the Genie Bra infomercial unleashes its magical powers of captivity on you. Don't deny it. You're curious to find out if the Genie Bra is truly the answer to the woman's magical wish of support and comfort. Well, be curious no more as I have taken on the challenge for you and am about to share my experience now thanks to the Wal-Mart check-out line.

First thing I did was give it the wash challenge. After a swim through the washing machine and a tumble in the dryer, I was pleased to see that the bra maintained its shape. (I always despise how the bra bunches and the cups contort themselves all over the place after washing a bra.) The other nice thing about the bra is that there are no hooks to snag or melt (Yes, I've had that happen.)  or impossible straps that get tangled in your other clothing in the wash, resulting in you playing the bra rubix cube game.

Next was the workout test. We all know how it is ladies. You're working out and the girls are bouncing all over inhibiting you from enjoying your workout. While the gentleman may enjoy this, you're about ready to pull out the tape so they stay in place.  Have no fear with this bra though because, while working out, my assets stayed perfectly in place. Only things bouncing were my legs.

The comfort of the bra is fabulous! I honestly didn't feel like I had it on at all. The fact that it has no hooks it great because, when I sit on a chair, nothing is digging into my back. Additionally, the support is better than some of the other bras I own...both wire free and with an under wire. That to me is impressive. Yet, the best part is that it is seamless. I had a tighter shirt on yesterday and you couldn't see the traditional ugly bra outline that you see when you wear a regular bra. Everything looked smooth and flawless, as opposed to a sideshow freak show. 

So how much do these bad girls cost? If you go to a retail store you're looking to shell out $19.88 or $19.99 for a pack of two. The bad news is that the retail stores sell the pack with only the colors Nude and Black in them. At the Genie Bra site, however, you can get traditional white along with an array of other colors and styles. The site offers the purchaser a special buy of "Buy 3 and get 3 Free" for one easy payment of $59.97 plus free shipping or three easy payments of $19.99 plus free shipping. Of course, when you think about it, you aren't getting anything free. You're basically just paying around ten dollars per bra, which in essence still isn't bad considering what bras cost.

The bottom line is that the bras are comfortable and keep you shapely and supported. There are no falling straps or unsightly bra silhouette lines to be seen. I say they are worth the money. They come in shirt sizes XS to 4X which equates to 32A to 48DDD, so they are available to virtually everyone. There is a size chart on the site to help you figure out where you might fall. Make sure you select the proper size or the bra may not work for you.

Overall I give the bra 3 stars out of four. 

Please hit the comment section and chime in with your thoughts and any questions you may have.

*Disclaimer: I do not work for the Genie Bra company. I'm just a blogger who tried out a product. I'm not forcing you to buy it. Therefore I am not responsible for anyone having an issue such as falling breasts. The company will probably be more than happy to answer any enlightening emails you may send their way, since I'm oblivious*

Sites for the Genie Bra.
Official Site: 

Retail Stores:
CVS Pharmacy (Only sizes available are M, L, and XL)
Wal-Mart (It seemed all sizes were available in the store, but I didn't see the bras available for purchase online.)
Target (Sizes available appear to be ( XS/S-XXL)
Boscov's (Sizes available XS-3X)
I know some grocery stores sell them as well.


Monday, October 17, 2011

The Devil Wears High Heels: Comments on The Good Wife

Last night I sat down to watch another episode of CSB’s The Good Wife thanks to the talents of Lisa Edelstein. I’ve also been watching to see if The Good Wife is a show I’d be interested in watching full time. Call it an experiment as it were. Let me talk about Lisa Edelstein’s guest appearance first.

This week offered viewers a second helping of the spicy Celeste Serrano and her tantalizing troublemaker ways. Celeste is the kind of character that could people could loathe totally if put into the hands of a lesser actor. Thanks to Edelstein’s ability to balance comedy and drama with an infectious personality, she exemplifies one’s inner bad girl/boy personality. In a very odd way, Celeste Serrano is like the female version of Hugh Laurie’s House in some ways with an in your face sarcasm and compelling presence. More amusing was the suggestion that Celeste will pretty much sleep with anything that breathes and has no trouble exploring her sexuality in various ways thanks to one of the show’s conversational highlights with Celeste, Will and Alicia’s husband Peter.

For me Edelstein offered a fun diversion from what I feel is a very monochromatic acting ensemble with the exception of Alan Cummings’ Eli. Then again, I don’t watch the show enough to know if there is a better dynamic and that I’ve just been missing it in these last two episodes. For me, the character of Diane is a nice departure from the arrogantly, pompous, humorous characters I’m used to seeing Christine Baranski, but I wanted to see more. Will to me has this arrogant, hard attitude with no warmth that for me just doesn’t compliment Alicia’s goody-two shoes persona.  As much as I enjoyed Julianna Marguiles in ER, I almost feel like she’s missing something regarding this character. But what do I know? She won an Emmy this year for playing Alicia. For me there just are too many apples and not enough oranges and bananas in the fruit basket.
I guess that’s why I enjoy Lisa Edelstein’s presence. Yet, Lisa wasn’t the only one adding a little fun zest.

In this episode,  Harvey Firestein as the judge overseeing the preliminary hearing added a quirky, playfulness to the proceedings. His easily swayed persona was reminiscent of watching someone on ADHD picking up on the alpha dog flavor of the day. It was fun to watch that legal product pimping between the legal teams to win over the judge.

The case was great in that it reminded my of the misdirection one might get on an episode of TNT’s The Closer. I kept thinking the cop did it at first. Although thanks to watching other crime shows, for me, the resolution was predictable. The idea was good one, but unfortunately as many pointed out, there were some errors that made viewers scratch their heads. For example, as many pointed out, most convenience stores have video cameras. Therefore, there might have been the possibility the gunman could have been identified through that. Additionally, as was also pointed out by many, gun powder residue would have been found on the defendant if her had been the shooter. These are basic things that are common knowledge to those who watch crime shows both real and fiction. The First 48 anyone?

I know. I’m picky here. But I needed to be sold on putting this show on my to do list. Unfortunately, I haven’t been sold yet. Mainly because I feel the show needs more dynamic characters like Celeste and the judge in addition to Eli, whom I found out was not in the first season. With that being said, as much as I like Celeste and Lisa Edelstein, I honestly would like to see Lisa in her own show where she is the star rather than a supporting player. I’m interested to see her in the driver’s seat. The Good Wife is Julianna Margulies’ vehicle right now. However, if The Good Wife creators want to do a spin-off with Lisa’s character of Celeste at the helm, I’m all for it.


Lisa has the kind of talent balance that I feel is appealing to any show or network looking to launch a show. After all, Edelstein will be available for pilot season, so shows should plan now. Like her former co-star Hugh Laurie she can play both ends of the spectrum in terms of comedy and drama. That kind of acting skill can open the door for anything. Additionally, Lisa’s personality, work ethic and dedication are also a plus for any showrunner or network executive. It will be unfortunate to lose this kind of talent on the television screen when Edelstein’s arc on The Good Wife is completed. I feel the industry needs to find a way to keep her on our screens until her own project or show is launched. To keep this caliber of an actress bottled up in the television black hole, would be an injustice especially in a genre where A-list actresses with diversity and experience are hard to come by. After seeing Edelstein play Dr. Lisa Cuddy for seven seasons on House, seeing her in a role such as this is a refreshing departure and only adds to the possibilities in her midst. Now, we need others to recognize those possibilities and earn her more appreciative fans than just the ones within the industry. Until then, it will be a long walk in the desert waiting for Lisa Edelstein’s pool of talent to quench my thirst.

There’s one more episode of Edelstein’s arc to go, so get your fix while you can as CBS’s The Good Wife airs on Sundays 9PM EST

You can catch episodes the day after they air at: http://www.cbs.com/shows/the_good_wife/


P.S.:  Please don't mind my review. I openly admit to my ignorance regarding The Good Wife. I'm only basing my opinion on the two episodes of the show I've ever watched. I welcome cheat sheets on the show and I promise I won't tell anyone. I encourage the knowledge of regular viewers to fill me in. You guys know way more than I do. 


Thanks for reading! 
Drdiagnostic

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Guilty As Charged: Lisa Edelstein Spices Up the Good Wife


If you’re like me, you were saddened to hear of the departure of Lisa Edelstein from the Fox medical drama House. Thankfully, my Lisa withdrawal didn’t last long as Lisa Edelstein landed a gig on the CBS’s The Good Wife for a three- episode guest stint as Will’s ex Celeste Serrano. So what did I think of her performance and her character? Keep reading to find out.

No other actress can make a deliciously good character come to life to a point where the viewer hopes the character can get a spinoff or a permanent gig like Lisa did on Sunday night. She brought the sassy, smart, clever, funny, quirky Celeste to life. I applauded The Good Wife for their utilization of such a fine actress to the degree that, Lisa Edelstein seemed to have more air time as a guest than when she was on House as a series regular. In every scene Edelstein was in, she stole it and commanded my attention right out of the gate. It’s a shame she only has three episodes. Like Celeste, Lisa needs a home or her own show.

The only one who seemed to steal the show with her was Alan Cumming’s Eli. Although I don’t watch The Good Wife, only tuned in for Lisa, I kept thinking what a fun balance Celeste could add to Eli’s “in your face’ attitude. A little spice of life never hurt anyone. Plus, the show could fill its roster with a diverse group of characters and people.

I thought this character for Lisa was more in tune to who she is as a person than the stuffy, sexy Dr. Lisa Cuddy. Sometimes I felt House used as eye candy more than a serious actress. Celeste was fun and it was a treat to Lisa having just as much fun with such a different, creative character. It’s a shame, really, because I always thought Cuddy had a fun side too. Problem is, the House writers never showed us one…especially when she was with House. Who doesn’t have fun with him?

Anyway, I thought Lisa was terrific and it doesn’t surprise me. She’s a multifaceted actress who can do anything thrown her way. The disappointing factor is that, right now, we have to cherish the three episodes we’re going to get of her on The Good Wife. After that we’ll have a Lisa drought, which will leave many thirsting for her appearance onscreen again.

I hope Ms. Edelstein is able to find a show where she is the star and that we don’t have to wait too long to see her in action again. It would certainly be a waste and a shame to not have her gracing my weekly life with her presence on TV. She’s too damn talented not be showcased somewhere. I know she’s working on other projects to keep herself active, and I cannot wait to see them.

Until then……Celeste Serrano/aka Lisa Edelstein…..I’m guilty as charged for admiring the grace and talent you bring to all your projects.

The Good Wife airs on CBS Sunday nights at 9PM EST

Monday, October 10, 2011

Is the House Starting to Crumble? My Personal Feelings on the Show


Most people know me for my Diagnosing House blog, where I analyze episodes. What people don’t realize is that my House blog doesn’t reflect my own personal views on the show I once adored. In my House blog, I try to offer my analysis on what I think the writer is revealing to us about House. In this regard, I try to remain different from other blogs that offer reviews. I don’t review. If I did, it definitely wouldn’t always be kind. With this, I come to you with my personal feelings in this blog about my once favorite obsession….House.

My love of the show began to falter about mid-season when the writing took what I felt was an outlandish turn. No, I’m not a bitter House/Cuddy fan either. I understood the breakup. It was the events after that which gave me cause for literary concern. From the ridiculous chicken bet to House marrying a Green Card girl to the poorly executed finale, I was left scratching my head wondering if indeed the House was beginning to crumble. I wasn’t the only one. I spoke to casual viewers who aren’t internet hounds and many felt the show was “weird” too. Granted not all of it was horrific. My hats do go off to Sanford Bookstaver for a brilliantly directed “Out of the Chute” and to writers Lerner and Friend for an in character episode of “After Hours” for which Hugh Laurie was nominated. I bring these up, because I really didn’t have too many issues with the first half of the season.

One thing I will say about the first half of the season is that the writers and producers wasted a golden opportunity to explore both House and Cuddy’s character when they embarked on their long awaited romance. You had two great actors with amazing chemistry and appeal, but nothing was done properly with any of that. The relationship ended up being mundane and out of character for both actors. That was a disappointment. Then again, it was revealed that the writers and producers were just using the opportunity as just another arc to prove how hopeless House is by intending to breakup the couple right out of the gate. I wonder why they even bothered in the first place then. Seven and a half years gone in fifteen episodes. Yeah, that math sounds very fair. (She says sarcastically.)

No matter how outlandish things appeared, I pushed past them on forged ahead watching. Then the finale reared its ugly head. I actually liked the patient of the week’s story in the finale and how it wove its way into House’s own real life crisis. Then, that was wiped away by one ridiculous act that for me tainted House. Yes, folks, the infamous car crash heard round the world. An act so violent and shocking that it didn’t garner the reaction writers and producers had hoped. Instead, they tried to turn it into something comical in the episode. What is comical about almost killing people with your car and destroying property? The problem is that than displaying House’s anger through a true to character storytelling device, the writers chose “stunts.” It’s easy to throw in a crash for “show” and “awe” it’s another thing to masterfully do the same thing without contrived special effects and stunts. Unfortunately, the show has been relying on this storytelling technique too much, in my opinion. The got away with it for awhile, but this time it backfired and no one from the production team is taking responsibility by just admitting that they used poor judgment.

That brings me to my next set of feelings. After the dust cleared (pardon the pun), David Shore and writers Peter Blake and Kath Ligenfelter then had to put on their damage control gear. Unfortunately, their responses to the brouhaha have only fueled fan anger. We’ve heard that House wasn’t out to kill anyone, Rachel wasn’t home, everyone was out of the room, it was destruction just of property. Not once did we hear, I understand and recognize the concern of the fans and how they perceived the episode. It wasn’t our attention to make it appear as it did, and we apologize for that. We only intended to show House’s anger and frustration by lashing out in a way we thought showed a different side to him. I guess we didn’t succeed completely in that task. That was our mistake. If they wanted to show House lashing out, couldn’t they have had him pulling a Carrie Underwood, taking his cane to Cuddy’s car and smashing her headlights and windows? I would have bought that.

Then, I was appalled at a recent interview (Barbra Barnett’s End of the Thought Process Blog) where, God love him, finale and season eight premiere writer Peter Blake suggested that Lisa Edelstein’s departure may have tainted people’s perception of the episode. I say, no….House driving his car into Cuddy’s dining room tainted the finale episode. If Lisa Edelstein stayed with the show, I don’t think people would have seen the act any differently, to be honest. Plus, Blake admitted that if Lisa did come back they had no idea what they were going to do with Cuddy. Exactly! So Blake has to ask himself, did Lisa’s exit change the perception or did poor execution of the episode taint it. Don’t get me wrong. Peter Blake is great with fans and is very polite. I’m sure he is a great guy. He just needs to work on his PR skills. Then again, David Shore needs to work on his PR skills as well.

The other thing that makes me scratch my head is the fact that for the season seven finale episode, writers and producers showed the cut to people on set and the network and no one had an issue with it. Of course they didn’t. Are co-workers going to tell you that you crossed a line? Is the network going to not get all giddy over a car crashing into a house when the network can’t even notice that Lisa Edelstein was an important cast member? Why didn’t they try a control group of people who would not be biased?

The final blow to the show came when FOX and NBCU for undisclosed reasons couldn’t reach an agreement with House regular Lisa Edelstein. Apparently, FOX and NBCU don’t watch their shows, because if they did they’d understand that Lisa’s acting talents are more valuable and worth more than the two duds they hired to replace her. Not to mention the fact that the House writers just don’t know how to write for female characters. I’ve seen more female members of the cast go than runners on base in a ball game. It’s shameful. Unless they are attached to House in some way, they cannot have a life or personality. I get that House is the quarterback, but it’s nice to have a few strong players catching passes. House can’t always pass to himself, which is what is basically happening. Apparently the females are expendable on the show.  So Odette and Charlene, don’t get comfortable.

For me the show has lost its zest. I know that seems an unfounded statement to make given we are only in the stages of season eight. However, I had faith in the writers up until the finale where there’s usually a great hat trick. But all I’ve felt was complete and utter disappointment in what I’ve seen take place on all fronts. Now, they say they are going to “get back to basics.” I say, why didn’t you keep with the basics all along? Right now Producers are only insulting fans who’ve been with the show since its debut….like me. They shouldn’t have to be hitting the reset button this late in the game. Just because things are new and shiny doesn’t make them better. Sometimes the new are cheaply made and don’t last as long. That’s why the classics are classics for a reason….they never lose their style, are legendary and can be built to last. Classic House is what I will remember. Not this shiny new version.

Will I still watch? Yes. Mainly because I’ve invested this much time in reading the book, that I don’t want to put down because the story took a bizarre turn. I bought the book, now I’ll pay for it. Plus, it gives me the right to complain about it if I don’t like something or give a pat if I do like something. Right now I’m watching for Hugh only, but I don’t think he is enough to save this House on a crumbling foundation. 

Friday, August 19, 2011

What the Heck Were They Thinking?

I almost did not have an installment this week, but the stupidity of people has not let me down.

As I was watching out local news, they had a story on about a guy from some other state who pulled what they called a "Fred Flinstone." Apparently, this highly intelligent individual used his feet as brakes. He was coming home from work, tired and knew he had know brakes so he......hot footed it so to speak.

After crashing into several cars along his journey home, he was finally stopped by police who also considered him....well....dumb.

Thankfully, no one was injured in during this man's "lead" foot escapade. I would gladly handed him some cash for bus fare or a cab just to keep him away from me. Can't wait to find out how his insurance company deals with this one. Can you even imagine? "Client used his feet as breaks." Well there's a one that can be told around the water cooler.

On his next journey he might consider packing a box of Dr. Scholls, blister cream, and a brain. Clearly he was lacking all three in addition to his breaks.

Until we set "foot" again on this blog...this has been another edition of "What the heck were they thinking?"